I have traveled many miles across this great nation of ours meeting many great men and women along the way. However I’m not going to sit here and try to paint this pretty picture about trucking like all the men and women are great because the fact of the matter is there are many, many douche bags. Just when I thought I had met, seen, heard of the most notorious of douche bags this country has to offer out of no where like a burning sensation the day after partying with truck stop hookers comes Donald Crawford.
( alright, maybe not such a big surprise, LOL :->)
The story goes something like this;
Donald thrown out on his head by the bouncers of Sassy Kat’s Showclub in Indianapolis, Indiana after a 45 minute hardcore session of pounding back drinks like his life depended on it. He brings himself to his feet, dazed, confused, and mildly retarded. He slowly stumbles his way across the parking lot trying to shake off what appears to be a vagina high. At some point he starts to panic when he can’t find his truck, he calls 911.
“911 whats your emergency?”
“my truck has been stolen and my son is inside” Donald reports
This is the condensed version of the report as it took Donald four minutes to spit out what just took you five seconds to read.
Upon arriving to the scene the officers realized Donald was not the victim of theft he was plastered drunk and smelled of moldy snatch. Putting two and two together the officers had figured he had been at the titty bar, they went to the strip joint where they confirmed that Donald was in fact at the bar acting like a ten year old who just seen his first issue of playboy. Back at the truck stop they found Donald’s truck door unlocked keys in the ignition and his five year old inside passed out from watching cartoons. Way to go super dad, your sir are the biggest asshole in the world. The officers had found the mother of the child was in nearby Franklin, Indiana they called and she came down to pick up the kid and I’m sure what money if any he had left over as this douche bag is not going to make a paycheck for a long time.
Question: What do you think is wrong with this bastard? If he wanted to go to the strip club why not take the kid home to mommy and go back to the club or would she not like the idea of him being entertained by other women? He must of thought he was home free if he had the kid and she wouldn’t suspect a thing? What you think?
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