Strip club trucker

admin | December 3, 2009 | 8 Comments

I have traveled many miles across this great nation of ours meeting many great men and women along the way. However I’m not going to sit here and try to paint this pretty picture about trucking like all the men and women are great because the fact of the matter is there are many, many douche bags. Just when I thought I had met, seen, heard of the most notorious of douche bags this country has to offer out of no where like a burning sensation the day after partying with truck stop hookers comes Donald Crawford.

( alright, maybe not such a big surprise, LOL :->)

The story goes something like this;

Hot bitchDonald thrown out on his head by the bouncers of Sassy Kat’s Showclub in Indianapolis, Indiana after a 45 minute hardcore session of pounding back drinks like his life depended on it. He brings himself to his feet, dazed, confused, and mildly retarded. He slowly stumbles his way across the parking lot trying to shake off what appears to be a vagina high. At some point he starts to panic when he can’t find his truck, he calls 911.

“911 whats your emergency?”

“my truck has been stolen and my son is inside” Donald reports

This is the condensed version of the report as it took Donald four minutes to spit out what just took you five seconds to read.

Upon arriving to the scene the officers realized Donald was not the victim of theft he was plastered drunk and smelled of moldy snatch. Putting two and two together the officers had figured he had been at the titty bar, they went to the strip joint where they confirmed that Donald was in fact at the bar acting like a ten year old who just seen his first issue of playboy. Back at the truck stop they found Donald’s truck door unlocked¬† keys in the ignition and his five year old inside passed out from watching cartoons. Way to go super dad, your sir are the biggest asshole in the world.¬† The officers had found the mother of the child was in nearby Franklin, Indiana they called and she came down to pick up the kid and I’m sure what money if any he had left over as this douche bag is not going to make a paycheck for a long time.

Question: What do you think is wrong with this bastard? If he wanted to go to the strip club why not take the kid home to mommy and go back to the club or would she not like the idea of him being entertained by other women?¬† He must of thought he was home free if he had the kid and she wouldn’t suspect a thing? What you think?

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  1. Phthth! A disgusting lack of maturity. Even his five year old son, only a few years weaned from the nipple, would not have been as overjoyed as his Daddy was to see some boobies. Speaking of boobies, this guy was a Class A boob!
    Ya know, I can see blowing off a little steam now and then, but his first responsibility was to that child in the truck. They should have thrown his drunk a** in jail for child endangerment, child abuse, public intoxication, you get my drift. Thanks for sharing this story! It's a reminder to most of us, that yes indeed, we DO have a brain! lol!

  2. Arnold says:

    I think he should have waited till he was on the road WITHOUT his 5 year old then go to the club, could it be that hard (no pun intended) to do???

  3. Phthth! A disgusting lack of maturity. Even his five year old son, only a few years weaned from the nipple, would not have been as overjoyed as his Daddy was to see some boobies. Speaking of boobies, this guy was a Class A boob!

  4. Adam WINSTEAD says:

    um yea totally a retard and very NOT responsible and should be locked up for abandon him kid while he was in the titty bar LOL ROFL

  5. p0pachery says:

    It's dickheads like this that give good dads all over the world a bad name.

  6. Yannick says:

    What an ass! Did he really think he could get away with this cr*p he was pulling? I mean, leaving your boy unlocked in the truck to sit by himself watching cartoons??? WTF!!!

  7. Matt says:

    This is sad and wrong on so many levels.

  8. outlaw trucker aka gregk1973 says:

    ya he’s just a plain loser. my little girl is 3.5 never would i let her leave my site. i especially wouldnt even dream about leaving her alone in a truck with the door unlocked to go do anything not even with the door locked. hope that loser loses his cdl and is in jail right now!

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